tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21388556736527778812024-03-13T17:52:52.923+05:30MeansOFminEMy Stuffs and InformationsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138855673652777881.post-37921519164310370642011-05-17T12:03:00.000+05:302011-05-17T12:03:18.209+05:305 Little Lessons in Life<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #4a4344; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain,
on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an
umbrella...<br /><br /><strong>THAT'S FAITH</strong><br /><br /><br />2.
When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch
her...<br /><br /><strong>THAT'S TRUST</strong><br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black;">3.Every night we go to bed, without any
assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms in our
watch to wake up...<br /><br /><strong>THAT'S HOPE</strong>
<br /><br /><br />4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero
knowledge of the future or having any certainty of uncertainties.
..<br /><br /><strong>THAT'S CONFIDENCE </strong><br /><br /><br />5. We
see the world suffering. We know there is every possibility of same or similar
things happening to us. But still we get married...<br /><br /><strong>THAT'S
OVER CONFIDENCE!!</strong></span></span></div>
</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138855673652777881.post-60972214532942084142011-05-11T11:21:00.000+05:302011-05-11T11:21:34.742+05:30A Software engineer and his wife [Funny story]<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="color: black;">Husband</span> </b>- <span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;">hey dear, I am logged in.<br />
<br /><b>Wife </b>- would you like to have some snacks?<br /><b>Husband </b>- hard disk full.<br />
<br /><b>Wife </b>- have you brought the saree.<br /><b>Husband </b>- Bad command or file name.<br />
<br /><b>Wife </b>- but I told you about it in morning<br /><b>Husband </b>- erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.<br />
<br /><b>Wife </b>- hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.<br /><b>Husband </b>- file in use, read only, try after some time.</span></span></div>
<a name='more'></a><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"><b>Wife </b>- at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.<br />
<b>Husband </b>- sharing violation, access denied.<br /><br /><b>Wife </b>- I made a mistake in marrying you.<br />
<b>Husband </b>- data type mismatch.<br /><br /><b>Wife </b>- you are useless.<br />
<b>Husband </b>- by default.<br /><br /><b>Wife </b>- who was there with you in the car this morning?<br />
<b>Husband </b>- system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.<br /><br /><b>Wife </b>- what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?<br />
<b>Husband </b>- the only user with write permission.<br /><br /><b>Wife </b>- what is my value in your life?<br />
<b>Husband </b>- unknown virus detected.<br /><br /><b>Wife </b>- do you love me or your computer?<br />
<b>Husband </b>- Too many parameters..<br /><br /><b>Wife </b>- I will go to my dad's house.<br />
<b>Husband </b>- program performed illegal operation, it will Close.<br />
<br /><b>Wife </b>- I will leave you forever.<br /><b>Husband </b>- close all programs and log out for another User.<br />
<br /><b>Wife </b>- it is worthless talking to you.<br /><b>Husband </b>- shut down the computer.<br />
<br /><b>Wife </b>- I am going<br /><b>Husband </b>- Its now safe to turn off your </span><span style="color: black;">computer </span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1